'Sup everyone, now that I'm on DeviantArt and taking part in the TG War, I just thought i'd let everyone know a little about myself and the role I will play in this epic battle.

I like to think of myself as an orderly person, so the description of me will be as such.
Appearance: Male. 13 years old. Around 1.6 metres tall. Just below shoulder-length, straight brown hair (normally worn back in a ponytail). Commonly wears black shirt, grey track pants and a checkerd flanalette shirt. Rugby player build. Slight Australian accent.
Personality: Intelligent, random, annoying, cruel. Video game obsessed, computer-nerdy. Intimidating.
Favourite Sports: Soccer and Tennis.
Favourite Movies: Phone Booth, Watchmen, The Dark Knight, Face/Off, Crank, Wayne's World 1/2.
Favourite Games: Bioshock, Okami, Portal, Super Smash Brothers: Melee, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
Favourite Bands: Static-X, Fear Factory, System of a Down, Disturbed, Iron Maiden
Favourite Songs: Chop Suey, B.Y.O.B., Down with the Sickness, Black and White, Number of the Beast, Killer Queen.

Now that you know about me, here is a bit about me in the TG War.
I will wear the outfit described above in any comics I write. I will leave most of the TGing and TFing to my assistant Grim (More on him later), but when I do transform people, it will mostly be from computer related things (viruses, video games, e-mails, youtube videos, etc...). In my flanalette shirt I carry various pendulums which I use to hypnotize people, this aids in the TGing process as I can make people not realise they have been TG'd, I can also mind control very weak minded people.

Now onto Grim Tuesday, my assistant. Grim is a tall (about 2.3 metres), slim, cunning, handsome male in his mid-twenties. He wears ornate, greyish-green, knightly armour with chainmail visible underneath. He wears 2 golden gauntlets on his hands, which can be used to TG or TF people by shaking hands with them. He has short, straight, pure-black hair which is never scruffy. Saturday is very vain and envious of anyone who gets the better of him. Grim was the first victim of my hypnotism but has grown considerably in intelligence since I first hypnotized him. Grim obeys my every will with one exception, anything he finds sexy has dominance over my commands. Although smart and cunning, Grim is not very strong.

If I am turned into a female, with no specific description, my appearance should look roughly as follows: Blonde hair, longer ponytail so it reaches about halfway down my back. Large breasts, ideal build. Lolita or skimpy black clothing. If I am ever TF'd, with no specific description as to what animal, I should look as follows: Half female, half wolf. Black, white and grey striped, long bushy tail, very pointy/pricked up ears.

If Grim is ever TG'd, once again with no specific description of what he should look like, he should appear as follows: Bluey-silver shoulder-length hair, same height (still stupidly tall), small oval glasses, a very business woman-like attire (of the same colour scheme) and attitude. If Grim gets TF'd with no animal description, he should look like a half-woman, half-raven. Covered in pitch-black feathers, with red-glowing eyes and claws.

So... yeah, you can expect me to start contributing to the war as soon as I get a scanner, because I can't draw on the computer for sh*t.

P.S. If you intend on including me in a TG, my insane love for Samus Aran could play a part in the story.
P.S.S. I'm not a member of any team BTW, I'm freelance.